Gods Gumshoe  S.D., R.S., W.I.

Spiritual Detective, Religious Scientist, Wisdom Investigator

Religion Humor

 


Human Waste as Religionists see it.

Taoism

Confucianism

Buddhism

Shit happens.

Confucius says, "Shit Happens."

If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Zen

Hinduism

Mormon

  • Shit is, and is not.
  • What is the sound of shit happening?

This shit happened before.

This shit is going to happen again.

Islam

Calvinism

Catholicism

If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

  • Shit happens because you are bad.
  • If shit happens, you deserve it

Protestantism

Judaism

Stoicism

Let this shit happen to someone else.

Why does this shit always happen to us?

This shit is good for me.

Christian Science

Seventh Day Adventist

Hedonism

Shit is only in your imagination.

No shit on Saturdays.

There isn't anything like a good shit happening.

Moonies

Hare Krishna

Rastafarianism

Only happy shit happens.

Shit happens rama rama.

Let's smoke this shit.

Davidians

Church of Scientology

Shinto

Let's shoot and burn our own shit.

  • Of course, GOD created this shit.
  • If shit happens, see "Dianetics" p.157

Chop the shit.

Eastern Russian Orthodox

Agnostic

Shaolin

Holy shit (no more communism!)

Not sure about shit.

Destroy bad shits with Kung Fu.

Existentialism

Atheism

Presbyterian

  • What is shit, anyway?
  • Shit doesn't happen, shit IS

What shit?

This shit was bound to happen

Episcopalian

Methodist

Congregationalist and Unitarian

It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it

It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it

Shit that happens to one person is just as good shit as shit that happens to all other

Lutheran

Fundamentalism

Nihilism

If shit happens, don't talk about it

If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again (Amen!)

No shit

Creationism

Secular Humanism

Christian Science

God made all shit

Shit evolves

When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray

Quakers

Unitarianism

Utopianism

Let us not fight over this shit

Come let us reason together about this shit

This shit does not stink

Darwinism

Capitalism

Communism

This shit was once food

That's my shit

It's everybody's shit

Feminism

Chauvinism

Commercialism

Men are shit

We may be shit, but you can't live without us...

Let's package this shit

Impressionism

Idolism

Satanism

From a distance, this shit looks like a garden

Let's bronze this shit

SNEPPAH TIHS

Stoicism

Zoroastrianism

Practical

This shit is good for me

Shit happens half of the time

Deal with shit one day at a time

Jehovah's Witnesses



Knock  Knock. Shit happens